buttbag-deactivated20130305 asked: DID YOU KNOW THAT SEVEN POUNDS OF PRESSURE CAN TEAR YOUR EAR OFF?
fomgggg i just grabbed my ears
buttbag-deactivated20130305 asked: DID YOU KNOW THAT SEVEN POUNDS OF PRESSURE CAN TEAR YOUR EAR OFF?
fomgggg i just grabbed my ears
I HAVE AN UNCLE JESSE BUT HES NOT AWESOMSE LIEK JOHN STAMOS. HE ‘S LIKE A CRIMINAL OR SOMETHING IDK HE SOLD HIS PASSPORT TO SOME ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT SO WHEN HE GOT ARRESTED FOR DRUNK DRIVING THEY DDEPORTED HIM AND HE SUCKS CAUSE HE USED TO PICK ME UP BY MY EYEARS SO THIS IS WHY MY EARS ARE SO BIG AND I HATE THEM.
I WANT JOHN STAMOS TO BE MY UCNLE
merricats asked: THIS IS HOW I PICTURE DRUNK CHANDLER
http://i45.tinypic.com/mm679c.gif
PRETTY MUUUUUUUCH. THOUGHT MY SHIRT ISNT OFF YET
emcash asked: Only if you get me my banana pudding
i ate it already lo siento
idc if you guys hate her okay
I WANT TO BURY MY VAGINA ON HENRY CAVILL’S EVRYTHING
HENRY CAVILL IS PLAYING ME IN FOREST’S STORY~
emcash asked: Was that a "maybe" to calling me a whore, or "maybe" you'll sing a song!?!? ahaha
maybe to me singing a song. buy m e some drunks
i mean drinks
idc if you guys hate her okay
emcash asked: DID YOU JUST CALL ME A WHORE~
>:|
lol jk but really sing a song
MAYBEEE
emcash asked: WAIT, did I just see that drunk Chandler was making a comeback? You should probably call in and sing a song then, since you owe me one for deleting your drunk Taylor Swift singing. Just saying.
I’VE PAID MY WHORE~ I OWE YOU NOTHING. I’M NOT CALLING YOU A WHORE I’M JOUST QUOTING